Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 Pickles
It's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.
‘Miserable Men’ Mall Shopping Is Your Instagram Spirit Animal
Like dining with the in-laws, watching Katherine Heigl movies and arguing over putting the toilet seat down, shopping with women is one of the necessary evils of a relationship.
See Napping Dog Petrified of Loud Fart Because Gas Is Funny
Sometimes, you just got let sleeping dogs lie.
Bad-Ass Monkey With a Knife Is Ready for It to Go Down
ISIS. The Zika virus. The possibility of Donald Trump moving into the White House. The world has plenty of scary stuff on its plate, but this mini Planet of the Apes-type development may be the most frightening of all.
Text or Call? Kids Explain the Delicate Art of Dating
Waiting three days to call was once the hot debate among singles. Now, it's whether you should call or text.
Guy With Stomach of Steel Eats at 46 McDonald’s…In One Day
This is the face of a man who has strange ideas about pushing his body to the limit.
Man With Obvious Bladder Problems Pees Everywhere When Cops Arrest Him
This guy didn't pee in his pants when he got arrested. Nope, he sure didn't pee IN his pants.
Idiot Jokester Arrested for Throwing Alligator in Wendy’s Drive-Thru
The joke wound up being on this guy.
Name a Cockroach After Your Love This Valentine’s Day
Chocolates and flowers are so passe. Why not do something your love will never forget this Valentine's Day?
So, Um, Yeah, This Woman Is Convinced She’s a Cat
This young woman is definitely a cat person.
Undefeated Wrestler Lets Special Needs Opponent Pin Him in Ultimate Act of Kindness
What class is this wrestler? How about first class?
Meet Can Head, The Oddly-Entertaining Human Suction Cup
This guy's great to have around when you need a hand...or a face...or any body part, really.