"Why apples, Master Jobs?" "Apples frighten me."

As Christian Bale inches ever closer to playing Steve Jobs in Aaron Sorkin's long-in-the-making biopic, expectations only continue to ratchet up. What would Bale-as-Jobs look like? How high would the intensity level be? Will there be much growling? Unexpectedly enough, Conan O'Brien has the answers you seek.

On 'Conan,' the late night host introduced a special sneak preview of the upcoming Jobs film (weirdly enough, Conan's take on the film calls it 'Jobs,' as if there wasn't already another Steve Jobs biopic by the same name, but whatever). Turns out, Bale's 'Dark Knight' acting works pretty well in this new capacity. Apple!