Her name is Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate and she's a church going woman who has sage advice on keeping one's self safe from shark attacks...

Keep in mind, she lives in the land-locked state of Tennessee.

We played this video on The Morning Rewind with Mike & Heather this morning and it's hilarious!

 

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